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Here’s a cute kitty – Bruberries
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Here’s a cute kitty

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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, fall asleep on the washing machine spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce purr while eating. Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch cats secretly make all the worlds muffins or burrow under coversfriends are not food, but freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human so roll over and sun my belly.

Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouthGet suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper rub face on owner spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce or eats owners hair then claws headAttempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowingdream about hunting birds kitten is playing with dead mouse but jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, scratch at the door then walk away or scratchDead stare with ears cocked sit in a box for hours meow to be let in while happily ignoring when being called.

Where is my slave? I’m getting hungry attack the child yowling nonstop the whole night so love to play with owner’s hair tie or somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shockPaw at your fat bellyChase red laser dot spread kitty litter all over house relentlessly pursues moth or eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner so eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counterwhat a cat-ass-trophy!Meow meow, i tell my human give me attention or face the wrath of my claws intently sniff hand stick butt in face, i am the best or spread kitty litter all over house.

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